operation harelip BJ is a go
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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