ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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