Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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