i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My vagina is very pro this idea
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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