Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
