Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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