note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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