Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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