So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
this must be what syphilis tastes like
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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