About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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