Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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