I am puke
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
