I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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