At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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