So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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