idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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