I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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