he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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