Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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