So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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