I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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