I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
