Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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