we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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