I wish I could punch you in the face.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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