the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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