for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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