Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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