It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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