when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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