"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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