Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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