that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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