a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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