And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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