he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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