Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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