you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Randomize
