i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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