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you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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