He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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