I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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