I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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