3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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