i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
