dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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