i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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