You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Is it penis luge time yet?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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