Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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