Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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